Guess what! Here at Big Brown Cow we're nosy. We want to know more about our readers, for fun, and for safety. For example, if we were to say "And Calcierous declared that New York sucks." we'd lose readers because, as our sources tell us, we have readers in New York. So please fill out this harmless survey so that we don't piss you and possibly many others off...oh, and so that we can have statistics (for the whole "world domination" thing we're doing in the background).

Disclaimer: If you, like one unfortunate soul, decide to critisize us, you WILL be poorly represented in flash intros, chapters, threatening emails, and random pizza orders.

Ach, what be your name?


And what's your email, my good sir/madam?


Where doesth thou live in the days of these? (A city name will suffice)


What's the one thing that you hold dear to your heart,
so that we don't make fun of it too often?



What sort of age range are you in?
Under 10 (should you be reading this?)
Between 10 and 15 (still a bit young)
Between 16 and 20 (spot on)
Between 21 and 30 (hmm, yeah, it could still be funny)
Between 31 and 50 (aren't there better things to do?)
Old. (51 and up)

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